Lean a little to the right and hold on to your left ankle and blink 3 times while humming “Achy Breaky Heart”
I get asked a great deal.
What is your favorite sexual position?
My auto response is always “reverse cowgirl”. I love love love love reverse cowgirl, it always comes through. (pun intended) It didn’t matter if I was having sex with a shitty partner, as soon as I threw it into Reverse Cowgirl it felt like magic between my legs.
I remember the first time I had an orgasm with penetration. I was having sex with my ex Glasses. Glasses took me to a bed and breakfast for a weekend of Romancing or something like that. He even got a place with two beds, it was all very sweet (at the time).
Anyway, that night we decided to watch a movie. If you’ve ever invited someone over to watch a movie, you know what happens.
[oh this is such a great fucking movie, where did this cold draft come from? Let’s get a blanket. Oh no! My hands need your thighs to keep warm! Better yet, let me grab your tit for warmth. Hold on my mouth needs your tit. Oh No! My hand needs your vagina. I have Hypothermia!]
We started watching the movie and than started fooling around under the covers, like ya do. He was on top of me hard cocked, tit in his hand when I decided maybe we should go back to the bedroom. So he follows me back there. The one good thing about Glasses is that he was a gentle lover. He never once forced me to do anything or did things without consulting me first.
He slowly undressed me, studying my body as he took off each article of clothing, tracing my curves with his fingertips. I guess it makes me pretty vain, but I love it when men study my body. It’s really a great turn on and a sure way to make me nervous/blush. When I was down to just my panties I laid on the bed, I remember the mattress being so soft conforming to my hips. By this time he already disrobed completely. Glasses straddled my legs, he had the softest kisses, planting small delicate ones down my body making me squirm with delight.
The one thing that LastBoyfriend couldn’t do, Glasses would run laps around him. Someone trained him well. His face is buried in my crotchal area and my legs can’t seem to stay still. My back is arched so high that my neck is forcing my eyes to the ceiling and sounds are coming out of my mouth I definitely do not recognize. I take a deep breath in and when I exhale I feel a cold wash go over my body in tiny waves of joy.
Even though I just had a monster orgasm, I was ready for round two.
I commanded him to lie back and let me get on top. He smirked, he knew what was about to happen. I think in a past life I was a bull rider, really all it takes is 8 seconds. Of course no one wants sex to last 8 seconds, I try my best to make it last. It’s not my fault they cum quickly.
I’m riding him and my main goal is to get him off. I’m not thinking about myself at all, mainly concerned that he has an orgasm. He’s making that wincing face and I realize he’s about to cum, so I slow down. I’m to take my time people. After he begs a little then I speed up again, but something is different. I feel this happy tingle and I go even faster. OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD! Then like the end of a perfectly orchestrated symphony we both cum.
If you could have seen the look on my face, somewhere in between confused and happy; as if it said “I just came?”.
I’d never had it happen to me before then, NEVER. I didn’t quite understand it, I still don’t to be honest. Most men try to get me off, but fail. Occasionally I’ll have to fake it, which I’m good at/hate. I’ve had enough orgasms to know how to fake it really really well. That’s probably why I like guys going down on me, it’s almost guaranteed to happen.
Glasses was a lot of things, good in bed, romantic. You’re probably thinking “why didn’t it work out?”. Why? Well because he was obsessed with me, I’m sorry I meant OBSESSED with me. He wanted to marry me after 3 months of dating and bare children and settle down and meet his parents and all kinds of crazy shit. He used to leave me the most fucked up voice mails about how he used to jack off into the pillows that still smelled like me. *shudder*
He has a new girlfriend now and from what I’m told he’s very happy. Still not married, but it’s only a matter of time.
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